For most of us today, a Ménage à trois is just a threesome.  Get two girls drunk at the bar and take them home.  Maybe you have an adventurous girlfriend who wants to help find a third.  Worst case scenario you watch the two ladies make out.  Best case scenario the night plays out like a porno: you get a blowjob from both girls at once, you fuck one while she eats the other girl's pussy, you spray your jizz onto not one but two assholes.  No matter what, threesomes are awesome.  But why limit the triad just to the bedroom?

Ménage à trois literally means 'a household of three' and tons of couples have successfully pulled it off even though it's socially taboo.  Hugh Hefner is the most common example of popular non-monogamy but no one blinks an eye because of who he is.  Hef and the many other people just might have it right though.

Just think of all the things you could do with 2 ladies.  The photo on the right is a good example.  2 asses, 2 pussies, 2 sets of titties, 2 mouths, 4 hands.  You see where I'm going with this.  The difference is that these ladies don't just come over when they're drunk and horny -- they live with you.  Instead of just reaping the benefits once in a while, imagine reaping these benefits every night.

There are numerous benefits outside the bedroom, too.  Everything your girlfriend does, two girlfriends can do better.  Cooking, cleaning, rubbing your back, getting you beer from the fridge, etc.  You'll never have to lie about dating multiple girls or cheat again, making you more moral than all of your friends.  Your coworkers will applaud you when you arrive at the company party with not one but two smoking hot girls.  Your confidence will skyrocket because you have the balls to do what you want.

Most people think that relationships are tough enough without adding the drama of another person.  Women just want to complain.  In a traditional relationship you take everything out on each other, but by adding a third the complaining will be diffused.  Instead of having to call her friends to bitch she will now have someone to truly commiserate with in the same house, cutting you out entirely. Instead of taking it out on you, they can cry about it to each other and get over it, then you can all go to bed happy.

The biggest drawbacks to a real ménage à trois are finances and jealousy, but they're really not so bad.  Unless you're rich you'll have to run the finances of the household as if you were all just roommates.  Split food, rent, utilities, etc three ways.  The only thing you have to do is buy a bigger bed.  Done.  Eventually everyone will get used to sharing everything, and it's hard to be jealous when everything is shared.  One will always give blowjobs than the other, but maybe the other one fucks better, maybe the girls would rather the other girl go down on her.  It's easy to get caught up in comparisons, but it's all ultimately give and take.

Instead of "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" try changing your motto to "I got 99 problems but I get to fuck two of them every day".  Then see what the haters have to say.