Lately plain ol' sex is just plain ol' boring.  I want nothing more than to be railed in the ass.  Should be easy enough to find a man to lube me up and slide it in my little pink hole, right?  Apparently men are all talk and have no real follow through.

Everyone loves anal porn.  Even I was brought up on it, so it really is commonplace now.  I read articles about teenagers expecting it and thinking it's a 'normal' part of sex.  Not to say it's not normal, but it's not something most people do on a regular basis.  By the same token though, I've known most guys to at least want to experiment with it a little bit.

Putting a finger in my ass really shouldn't be too much to ask, and gentlemen, if you're lady is asking for it just do it. If your lady also wants you to full on fuck her in the ass, you should do that too.  It's more or less your duty as a man, and you should be thrilled if you're ever asked to.  It's like having the anal slut from your favorite porno right in your own bed, so I really see no reason to withhold.

Maybe it's the men I've been seeing lately, but they're only really interested in anal right up until it comes time to do it.  I say that I want them to lube me up and fuck me ass, then they get cold feet.  Or blue balls.  Or whatever else makes them keep fucking my pussy and stay away from my ass.  It's almost as if they want a little anal slut in theory but not in real life.

But apparently I'm a little anal slut in real life too.  Maybe there aren't too many of us, but I guess there aren't many men that want to ram their cock into the tightest orifice on my body.  I'm going to keep looking though because I want hot cum to drip out of my ass regularly.  In fact, as much as possible.  So until then, dammit, someone buy me this so I can at least fuck myself in the ass if you're not going to.